im starting an au ok its called Bro Is The Best Older Brother Stuck
canon events include dave and bro sitting around on hot summer afternoons doing nothing but listening to music together, dave n bro talking about the future and their dreams and joking about stupid things theyve done together, little dave asking bro to buy him glow in the dark stars for his ceiling cause theres too much city smog to see real stars at night and bro buying the stars but putting them up in the shape of a big glowing star penis, dave and bro taking turns making breakfast doing the laundry vacuuming the apartment n doing the groceries, dave telling bro when hes got crushes and bro giving Good if not Slightly Inappropriate Advice, dave having nightmares after sburb and bro comforting him wordlessly because he knows just what dave needs, bro being happy and proud of how hes raised dave and dave being a confident, happy, well-adjusted young man and the two of them keeping in constant contact after dave goes away to college or moves away after that, just good brothers ok they save a day every year for just loafing around with each other and eating toaster waffles while watching movies about drag queens DAVE AND BRO!!!! yeah
best au
best au