upd8

 hottie

nerdbollockry:

Update cosplay anyone?

Saw the update and I knew what I had to do… Some people had one or two of the photos but I thought “why not do em all?” I have never rushed to get a cosplay together so fast, or done a photoshop job so quick.

the-dancing-batter:

H O L Y PURIFICATION BATTERMAN!

That’s right, as I promised, I’m doing a 2,000 follower official giveaway!

R U L E S?

1. Okay, first and foremost, this giveaway is for United States citizens only! (I’m really really sorry for anyone outside the country :C)
   
2. There will be a MAXIMUM of 3 reblogs + a like per person! (yes, I’ll be checking)
   
3. You must be following us! (i.e. the-dancing-batter)
   
4. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE
   
5. Make sure your Ask box is OPEN
   
6. If you win, I will be needing your address to send the stuff, so make sure you have permission from a parent if you are under 18 years of age!
   
7. We will RANDOMLY select a winner!
   
8. DON’T YOU DARE DELETE OR EDIT ANY OF THE RULES
   

W H A T YOU C A N WIN!?

This is our first giveaway, so we’re not making any of the prizes worth a million bucks, but here is what we’ve got for you!

• Custom cut and painted cardboard Minecraft Sword made by us!
  
• The Dancing Batter’s hat (with signature and lemon scent, holla holla)
  
• POCKY YES
  
• Funky rainbow tiger print sunglasses!
  
• S O C K S
  
• That super cool marble soda!
  
• AND A MYSTERY ITEEEMM???
  

IF ANYONE HAS QUESTIONS, ASK, MESSAGE, OR CONTACT ME AT thedancingbatter@gmail.com

CHOOSING OF THE GIVEAWAY ENDS JULY 10’TH

J U L Y 10’TH KIDDOS

GET REBLOGGIN’ AND WIN OUR SHIT

raiseyourweaponz:

orchidpoison:

raiseyourweaponz:

orchidpoison:

The Judal Creature

JESUS CHRIST

JESUS CHRIST.

literally crying every time i remember this shit. 

No one noticed my skillful masterball opening with my feet in the last gif.

it’s okay, we were there. we noticed. strokes ur bread hair. 

draven926:

transparent giggling dave for all your transparent giggling dave needs

homestuckresources:

Anonymous asked homestuckresources:

make both of the “is there a good chance of us finding the burger king” ask and the “i found the burger king” ask rebloggble together

yeah i think this deserves to be rebloggable tbh holy fucking shit

pukind:

Okaly Dokaly

 oh god

 upd8

hannah-backward:

things we’ve learned from the upd8

• dave is a fucking dork
• john’s location
• dave was not the one who messaged karkat and kanaya that was not dave i repeat that was not dave

 hottie

pumpkinetics:

upd8 cosplay

and because i made another smuppet

derse-dicks:

THIS ENTIRE UPDATE JUST SHOWS HOW LAME AND FULL OF EXPRESSION DAVE HAS LIKE HOLY FUCK

YOU DORK

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

haanigram:

if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit

derse-dicks:

so my dad and i went out to eat and as we were waiting for the elevator

my dad had a small conversation with the person in the box beforehand

  

DAD YOU LET MY HUSBAND GO???!?? WE WERE GOING ON THE SAME FLOOR